mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

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Volume I

Pocket edition 

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Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

(via shadowhuntingsuperwholocktribute)

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

(via keepyoureyesonthepizza)

ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

(via oreoofficial)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

"Please, stop talking": A Masterpost.

yagamie:

A collection of quotes from men in the reboot Star Trek creative team, that will most likely make you cringe.

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

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batched:

I wasn’t planning on reblogging until I realised…

The Kaweye of Sauron

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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

They also removed the flash drive without ejecting it first. I am absolutely shocked that they didn’t cause substantial damage to the content on the drive. You should always eject your flash drive before removing it.

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A slightly troubled adolescent who is a bit overwhelmed by the whole "life" thing. Some call me Declan. Others call me "retribution."

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A Description of Myself

Creations to compensate for my lack of social life

Recreations of patterns of sound

Speak to me- I am ever so weary